Lost and Found

Several months ago, my mother and I went on a trip. She withdrew some money so she'd have cash for the trip. However, the money was misplaced prior to leaving. We looked around for it, but could find no trace of the elusive green bills. Finally, we gave up on finding it, and Mom was disappointed that she lost such a sum.

Fast forward to Christmastime. We opened gifts at my aunt's house, and upon leaving to go home, we put our presents in bags for easier transport. Later on, Mom looked through the bag, and discovered one of the small gifts was missing. She hunted for it, and asked my aunt if an unclaimed gift had been found at the house, but without luck. To her greater frustration, she soon realized that she had lost not one, but two things.

Signs You're Behind On Writing

Sometimes, you're writing at an incredible pace. Millions and billions of words flow from your fingertips, and you have twenty pages written in a matter of days.
Other times, you just can't get much done. You're not in the mood to work on any of your stories or blog post drafts, you can't focus on anything, or you procrastinate to no end. Here are some signs that you may have fallen too far behind.

Adulthood Vs. Childhood

When you're a child, things are different. You have a different lifestyle, different expectations. As you grow up, some of these aspects change. Below is a comparison of adulthood and childhood.

Punctuation Puns

In this blog post, we'll be exploring some excellent puns related to punctuation. Some of these were found online, and other jokes I made up.

Me and My Beyoncé Burp

A few years ago, I had a birthday celebration, I went with my mother and a couple of friends to eat at a restaurant and see a movie. During dinner, I was telling one of my friends, who went to a different school, about another classmate. He was a year or two ahead of me, and I was joking about how most of his sentences seemed to begin with 'me and my fiancée'. Seriously, it was always 'me and my fiancée did this', 'me and my fiancée did that'.