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Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Things Learned From Funny Videos

Over the years, I've seen many funny videos. Whether it's home videos or surveillance footage from a business, whether it's online or on a TV series like 'America's Funniest Home Videos', there's a wide variety of comical things to see.
And, after watching so many of these, I've come up with a few theories on potentially dangerous things. Besides the obvious problem of crazy stunts (it's a wonder more men aren't infertile, considering their tendency to ride their bike off the roof, part company with the bike in mid-air, and land crotch-first on a metal pole), I've noticed a few other common themes with people getting hurt. Here are a few of these observations.
 
'AJ and Magnus' comic strip by Bryan and Simon Steel- AJ, a young boy, has just made a slingshot in his room, and says, 'See, by launching myself from my bedroom window directly to the bus stop, I'll be able to sleep in nearly two minutes longer every morning!' His dog, Magnus, excitedly says, 'Hold on, I want to record this!'

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

When You Wake Up Late

One morning, back when I was working at Taco Bell, my alarm went off for work. I had a notification on my phone, so I looked at who texted me, then lay there thinking, "Well, better get up soon."
Then I dozed off. A little later, my mom opened my door and told me it was 10 o'clock. My shift started in half an hour. I hurriedly got ready to go and went to work.
It was a fairly typical day, nothing too remarkable about it. That is, until around 12:40, when my manager said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you... Your shirt is on backwards."
Two hours I had been like this, and hadn't even noticed. Of course, now... "Thanks a lot. Now that you've pointed it out, it's all I can think about." When I went on break, I fixed my shirt in the bathroom. This is what happens when you get dressed in a hurry...

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

A Studio Ghibli Dream

Some time back, I had an interesting dream. It started out with this girl talking to a dragon named Chiro, who looked like the dragon from 'Spirited Away'. (Also, the girl in that movie is named Chihiro, which is rather similar.)
 

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

The Junk Heap, er, Truck

Before I was born, my family had this old, beat-up truck. It had multiple things wrong with it, and was basically a collection of scrap metal and junk on wheels. Anyway, one day my mom and brother went somewhere, and left the truck in the nearby church parking lot. When they came back, the truck was gone. Someone had taken it.
Mom found the whole thing so absurdly hilarious, she couldn't stop laughing when reporting the stolen vehicle to the police. "They couldn't get very far with it. You have to refill the radiator on a regular basis." Sure enough, it was found abandoned not far from where it was taken. By then it had been stripped, so that was the end of the truck.
Also, the new tags for the truck came in soon afterwards.

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Huskies and Museums

Recently, I had a strange dream. I was at a friend's house, and I had found a stray dog. It was rather skinny, and I was looking for some dog food. Naturally, this turned out to be a big long search, and I couldn't find much, despite there being multiple dogs in the house.
At one point, I found a small packet of dog food, but since the stray was a large dog, I needed more than that. I continued searching, then looked at what I was holding again and realized it wasn't a packet of dog food after all, but a Ziploc bag of dog treats, most of them dental chews.
I also needed a food bowl, which I wasn't doing much better at. I kept finding bowls for small dogs, or oddly designed ones that were completely impractical. I finally asked someone in the house, who wasn't anyone I knew in real life. They suggested one that was a food/water combo, but commented that one of the neighbor's dogs often tried to take the bowl. They rigged up a way to prevent that from happening, which looked like a paper bag that had been tied down to something. Considering that the paper bag was completely enveloping the dog dish, I wondered how I was going to pour the water in without it becoming a soggy, papery mess.
 
Pink bone-shaped dual pet bowl holder with metal food and water bowls.

There was also a strange moment when I was stroking the dog, and noticed some sores on his body. Some of them seemed more tender than others, and at one point when I was examining him, he yelled, "Ouch!" Even in the dream, I thought it rather odd. Since when do dogs say 'ouch'? 
At some point, I decided to look for my friend, possibly to ask where on earth the dog food was. As I walked around, the house ceased to look like her old place, and became a larger, weirdly laid-out house. I found what looked like another living room, among many other rooms. I finally came across one that had large, ornate pictures on the wall, which inexplicably became a museum in the dream. I tried to keep the dog away from the paintings, as I had this strange fear that he would lift his leg on them. A museum curator came over and started talking to me, and then one of my other friends randomly appeared, and commented on the CDs that were in the museum.
"This one has really weird lyrics." she told me, pointing out an album by a fictional band called Reverend. "Have you ever noticed the lyrics in the songs?"
She opened up the jewel case and pulled out the lyric booklet to show me. Then she was listening to the album through her earbuds. Whether it was on a CD player, MP3 player, or what, I don't know. She also had the volume up so high that I could easily hear it, and wondered how she could stand it so loud. The song was actually 'When You're Gone' by Matchbox Twenty, and I was happily listening to it until my alarm went off, ending the dream.