Adulthood Vs. Childhood

When you're a child, things are different. You have a different lifestyle, different expectations. As you grow up, some of these aspects change. Below is a comparison of adulthood and childhood.

Punctuation Puns

In this blog post, we'll be exploring some excellent puns related to punctuation. Some of these were found online, and other jokes I made up.

Me and My Beyoncé Burp

A few years ago, I had a birthday celebration, I went with my mother and a couple of friends to eat at a restaurant and see a movie. During dinner, I was telling one of my friends, who went to a different school, about another classmate. He was a year or two ahead of me, and I was joking about how most of his sentences seemed to begin with 'me and my fiancée'. Seriously, it was always 'me and my fiancée did this', 'me and my fiancée did that'.

The Snake

We used to live in a rural area, so there was a lot of wildlife. One day, my parents saw something interesting. A hawk swooped down and took a snake. It was flying away with its meal when a second hawk appeared, trying to steal the snake.

They began fighting with each other, and the snake was dropped in the process. In the scuffle, they apparently forgot about the food they were fighting over. The body remained uneaten, and lay on the ground for a long while.