Wednesday, January 31, 2018

American Football

Ah, football. The iconic sport played by many people. But what is this sport, and what does it consist of? And why on Earth is it even called football? Today, we'll explore the innermost secrets of this game, and its surprising history.

Ye olde football

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Dog Clock

Ever find that the animal actually knows better than you do? Below is a conversation I had with a chihuahua a while ago.

Dog:  (sits in front of human and stares up at her)
Me:  You want to come up on my lap? (reaches down)
Dog:  (backs away)
Me:  Okay, fine. (ignores her and turns towards computer)
Dog:  Yap!
Me:  Then come over here! (reaches for dog again)
Dog:  (evades me)
Me:  Fine. I'm ignoring you.
Dog:  Yap! Grumble...
Me:  What is your problem, dog?
Dog: (thinking) It's treat time, you fool! Can't you tell time?

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Serious Fantasy Characters

A young writer walks into a chaotic room filled with immature people laughing, trading witty banter, rough-housing, and throwing things.
"All right, guys, listen up. Hey, guys." the writer shouts.
The chaos continues, and she is forced to duck a flying toy.
The noise stops, and an unusual silence falls over the room as they stare at her.
"Okay, listen up. I want you all to be serious for a few minutes. There's a serious scene coming up, and it's important that you behave during it."
Everyone nods and murmurs agreement, too afraid of the cranky writer to dare offending her. After all, they remember what happened to some of the more unfortunate characters. 
"Good." the writer says. "Commence scene!"

Sunday, January 14, 2018

How to Design a Home

So we agonize over the perfect things for our home. What will look good? What things will be super-cool, epically awesome, infinitely memorable...
Anyway, to help you with your decision-making, here are some ideas for decorating.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

How to Tell if You're a Computer Addict

We spend a lot of time glued to screens. Whether TV, computer, or phone, we are obsessed with the little glowing rectangles and squares. In this post, I've included a list of warning signs that an individual may spend too much time in front of a computer.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

How To Create Titles

So I found this image awhile back, and realized I've been writing titles wrong all this time.

words in here ghghg hg hgh ghg hgh ghg. WORDS words words words words words

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Return From Hiatus

Okay, technically I returned from hiatus awhile ago. But it doesn't change the fact that I disappeared for a full month. Yes, a month.