Ah, football. The iconic sport played by many people. But what is this sport, and what does it consist of? And why on Earth is it even called football? Today, we'll explore the innermost secrets of this game, and its surprising history.
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Ever find that the animal actually knows better than you do? Below is a conversation I had with a chihuahua a while ago.
Dog: (sits in front of human and stares up at her)
Me: You want to come up on my lap? (reaches down)
Dog: (backs away)
Me: Okay, fine. (ignores her and turns towards computer)
Me: Then come over here! (reaches for dog again)
Dog: (evades me)
Me: Fine. I'm ignoring you.
Dog: Yap! Grumble...
Me: What is your problem, dog?
Dog: (thinking) It's treat time, you fool! Can't you tell time?
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
A young writer walks into a chaotic room filled with immature people laughing, trading witty banter, rough-housing, and throwing things.
"All right, guys, listen up. Hey, guys." the writer shouts.
The chaos continues, and she is forced to duck a flying toy.
The noise stops, and an unusual silence falls over the room as they stare at her.
"Okay, listen up. I want you all to be serious for a few minutes. There's a serious scene coming up, and it's important that you behave during it."
Everyone nods and murmurs agreement, too afraid of the cranky writer to dare offending her. After all, they remember what happened to some of the more unfortunate characters.
"Good." the writer says. "Commence scene!"
Sunday, January 14, 2018
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
We spend a lot of time glued to screens. Whether TV, computer, or phone, we are obsessed with the little glowing rectangles and squares. In this post, I've included a list of warning signs that an individual may spend too much time in front of a computer.