Signs You Should Do Laundry

There are two kinds of people in this world when it comes to doing chores: those who get it done, and those who avoid it as long as possible. For the second group, it begs the question: when should you finally start? Or rather, what are signs that you absolutely have to? For today's post, we'll be discussing when you need to deal with the dirty laundry.

'Zits' comic strip

1. Your laundry pile is listed as a mountain on some maps.
2. The previous evening, you had to get your pajamas from the dirty laundry.
3. When you grabbed your pajamas, you disrupted the delicate balance of the laundry and caused an avalanche.
4. Your Pomeranian fell into the dirty laundry, and you haven't seen him in days.
5. Your sister put a hazmat sign on your bedroom door, due to the smell of accumulated socks and sweaty t-shirts.
6. Your closet and drawers are looking sparse.
7. You've invented new fashions out of sheer necessity, because most of your wardrobe is filthy.
8. The laundry was recently mistaken for compost.
9. Your laundry pile has overtaken the room, and now you can't find the floor.
10. You forgot what color the floor was, or whether it was carpet or hardwood, because it's been so long since you last saw it.