Procrastination in Writers

Why it takes so long for writers to finish things, explained.

1. Avoid opening manuscript.
2. Invent any and every excuse to procrastinate. You have to check social media. You want to hear this song one more time.
3. Load file, then see that plot point you're afraid won't work out well.
4. Hide on social media.
5. Work on outline, then reach the scene where horrible things happen to the main character.
6. Feel bad because he's so miserable.
7. Waste an hour on social media.
8. Waste another hour on social media.
9. Waste your whole life on social media.
10. Get no books written.
11. Die unpublished.