Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Procrastination in Writers

Why it takes so long for writers to finish things, explained.

  1. Avoid opening manuscript.
  2. Invent any and every excuse to procrastinate. You have to check social media. You want to hear this song one more time.
  3. Load file, then see that plot point you're afraid won't work out well.
  4. Hide on Twitter.
  5. Work on outline, then reach the scene where horrible things happen to the main character.
  6. Feel bad because he's so miserable.
  7. Waste an hour on Twitter.
  8. Waste another hour on Twitter.
  9. Waste your whole life on Twitter.
  10. Get no books written.
  11. Die unpublished.

1 comment:

  1. Basically: DONT PROCRASTINATE!!! It’ll make your worst nightmare reality!!!
    This post is very true. XD