There are morning people, and then there are people who appreciate the softness of a good mattress, the warm snuggly feeling of being enveloped by blankets, the bliss of a nice pillow. Below are some good excuses reasons not to leave that wondrous, luxurious thing.
- Gravity is unusually strong this morning.
- I tried to get up, but the bed attacked me. It grabbed me and held me down.
- The blankets were too heavy to lift and I was trapped.
- It's too cold out there. If I leave the warm shelter of my blankets, I might freeze.
- I lay there so long I became one with the bed.
- I have my book and a water bottle right here. Everything I need is at my fingertips.
- Well, I'm not really hungry yet, so I'll just lie here for a while.
- There's a rottweiler lying across my legs. I can't move.
- No one's home to tell me to get out of bed. I'll just stay here forever.
- If I get up, I'll have to do chores.
- I'm still tired. Perhaps an hour or ten more of sleep?
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