We're all familiar with that opening line of 'Star Trek' or 'Star Trek: Next Generation': "Space, the final frontier". Now, there isn't actually any dialogue in the intro of 'Star Trek: Voyager', only the awesome-sounding theme music, but there should be. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new introductory lines for 'Voyager'.
Not exactly a fun cruise ship. |
"Space, the final frontier.
These are the troubles of the starship Voyager.
Its continuing mission: to get home.
To suffer cruel plights and new tribulations.
To boldly go where no one wanted to go before. (or ever)"
Thanks. I appreciate that. Now help me find my will to get up and continue this miserable battle. |
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