So I came up with an excellent new product, a delicious brand of candy. What are these products, you might ask, and what's so great about them? Well, I'll tell you.
Behold, the newest, sweetest sensation hitting candy stores. A lovely globe of hard candy, which comes in multiple sizes and flavors. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the Gobsmacker. Our slogan? "You'll be gobsmacked by how good these gobstoppers taste!"
Now you've heard about them. So go buy new Gobsmackers today! Now sold in sweet-shops throughout fantasy worlds!
Disclaimer: Listed product is not found on Earth, or anywhere in known reality.
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