A list of ways to determine if you or someone you know is secretly a geek.
- They use strange technological terms that no one else understands. (Ex: "So I debugged the hard drive, reinstalled the driver, then overclocked the processor.")
- They know what Hypertext Markup Language is and how to use it.
- They can disassemble, repair, and reassemble a complex gizmo as though it's as easy as breathing.
- They programmed your garage door opener to turn your neighbor's television on and off.
- They use unusual references to pinpoint when certain events occurred. (Ex: "My eighth birthday party was shortly after the Nintendo DS was released.")
- They sometimes start their chat posts with "ooc:".
- Their version of a wild party is having a video game marathon with their friends all night.
- They carry an NES Zapper with them for protection.
- Their role model is a character from the 'Dragon Warrior' series.
- They consider their greatest achievement to be obtaining ten shiny Pokemon.
- They know what all those strange buttons on the DVD remote do.
- They spend seven hours making ASCII art.
- They often reference characters from online games in everyday conversation.
- They reward themselves for achievements by buying an upgrade for their computer.
- They are fluent in Klingon.
- They consider a great but exhausting weekend to be binge-watching 'Star Trek'.
- They programmed your car to play the 'Barney' theme song non-stop while a dinosaur dances around on the screen, as an April Fools' prank.
- They drive a hovercraft they built, rather than a regular car.
- They celebrate major holidays like Bill Gates' birthday, and the anniversary of Nintendo.
- They repaired your radio, and it now picks up signals from all over the world.
- They give their child this to read.
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