Weird Things You Say While Playing Sims

Let's face it, Sims is a weird game sometimes. Even weirder are the things we say while playing the game. I mean, in what other game can you question why someone's been wandering around in a towel for days, or bemoan the fact that Bob was abducted by aliens and now he's gained weight? Or announce that your toddler has hair floating a foot above their head? Today's post is about the weird things we say while playing Sims.

I have no idea how a wild horse wound up in the unrouteable area beyond the basement.

"My sim couldn't use the Elixir of Life because there was a cat toy in the way."

"I forgot about floor diapers."

"I accidentally committed murder."

"Why does everyone die of old age in the library?"

(deleting newspapers in the snow, accidentally deletes a household member)

"Oh, you stupid cat."

(quits without saving)

Notification:  930493092 script errors found.
Me:  I don't even want to know.

You're just full of bad news today, aren't you, NRAAS?

"I can't decide what to name this baby, so I'll call him Burrito."

"I should make a sighthound on Sims 3 with a ridiculously long nose, and name it Pringle."

"My sim is praising a lump of snow."

"Oh look, a sentient mop!"

Sim: (pukes)

Me: But did you collect the rock on the ground.

"I have a vampire sim with a jaguar, a ghost dog, and an albino womrat named Squeakula."

Downstairs:  (unhappy sim noises)

Me:  Hark! I hear the sound of an idiot!

Sim:  Ohhhhhh...
Me:  Yeah, I know. Beebee lei.

Sim:  Beebee lei!

"No. Put the baby down. Stop touching the baby. I swear I will lock you out of this room if you don't leave the kid alone."

"THE CURSED RUG."

Time to delete social jigs again.

"Where are all these vampire gnomes coming from? And where are my teddy bears?"

"Why is my bird invisible."

"This sim is an idiot with a drinking problem."

"Stop leaving your car in your pocket."

"Why are you weeping over dead roaches?"