Most of us have seen some sort of action or horror film. Whether serious or spoof, serious or not, most of us know at least a bit about them. Based on observations of various movies, both believable and campy, here are some tips on how to increase your chance of survival in horror or action movies.
- Do not split up. There's safety in numbers. Once you're on your own, the serial killer or mutant creature will pick you off.
- Don't scream and act all girly.
- Avoid going into the water, the woods, a cave, any place where you can't see much of anything, etc.
- In fact, don't even be near water, caves, etc. Otherwise, when giving a concert, a shark will leap out of the ocean, eat you, and go back into the water, all in one swift move. Oh, and the screaming fangirls will be drenched in blood.
- Don't have a ridiculously low IQ. Viewers cheer when the airhead dies. I know I do.
- Don't be an evil antagonist, or mean/unlikable in general.
- Even if you're heartbroken, don't say you wish you were dead, or anything of that nature. That's how the swimsuit-clad girl got eaten.
This is pretty accurate to most horror movies especially, at least from I know! Definitely a good and funny list! :D
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