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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Binge-Listening To Music

Many have heard of binge-watching a TV show. But what about binge-listening to a song or music artist? This got me thinking: what if they actually had to perform their songs whenever you clicked on the file or YouTube video? During these times, the poor musicians would suffer greatly as they had to perform an eight-hour concert or sing the same song a thousand times within a brief period.

Adam Young's insomnia was cured when, after singing as Owl City for most of the day and then performing as Port Blue all night, he collapsed from sheer exhaustion.
The musicians in Coldplay are emotionally scarred from a traumatic experience where I put a YouTube video on 'loop', then went on a writing binge, leaving them to perform the same song repeatedly for a long, long time.
Some people on YouTube have created videos that feature the same song being played for an hour straight, or sometimes even longer. You can imagine how well that would go. Perhaps a similar result to that of poor Chris Martin from Coldplay, who still trembles in fear when 'Cemeteries of London' is mentioned.
Lindsey Stirling's fingers fell off after hours of endless violin. Fans are horrified, and hope she'll make a full recovery after surgeons spent hours having to reattach the overworked digits.
Cass Meurig never wants to see or hear of a blue-grey cuckoo bird ever again.
Siobhán Owen hopes to become a blackbird so she can fly away and escape my musical demands.

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