During Vacation Bible School, the teacher in the missions room was discussing the video the children had just watched.
"Now, did any of you see the old man who had to be carried to the lake to be baptized?" she asked the class.
Several kids said they had.
"And does anyone remember how old he he was?" the teacher continued.
One of the kids raised their hand. "Thirteen."
Apparently, he misheard the question. Either that, or anyone beyond the teenage years is ancient. Speaking of which, I think I'm starting to get some gray hairs...