Rednecks

At one point, I was thinking of various redneck jokes and started making new ones up.

If you've been driving for an hour and have only seen three other cars in all that time, and you consider that to be bad traffic, you might be a redneck.

If the worst traffic jam you've experienced all year was because of a cattle drive, you might be a redneck.

If your closest neighbor is five miles away, you might be a redneck.

If you regularly drive a tractor on the road, you might be a redneck.

If your car has been so filthy, for so long, that you've forgotten what the paint color is, you might be a redneck.

If you get your car washed, and less than twenty-four hours later it's covered in dust, mud, and a billion dead insects, you might be a redneck.