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Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Real-Life Mythical Things

We've all consumed a lot of media in our time. TV shows, movies, books, songs... And in these things, there are sometimes stories including everyday things. Or at least, everyday to some. Today's blog post is about common things, or supposedly common, that not everyone has actually experienced.

Phineas and Ferb discover some bizarre creature with the head and tail of a unicorn, the fore legs of an elephant, the hind legs of a frog, and the shell of a turtle. The creature they discovered... doesn't actually exist.
You mean, you don't have weird beaver-duck hybrids with venomous spurs where you live? Inconceivable!

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Three-Breakfast Chloe

A while back, my cousin woke up early, decided she'd feed the cats while she was up, then went back to sleep.
Later on, her partner got up, and both cats started begging for sustenance. He thought, "Well, Chloe always claims she's hungry, but if Ozzy is asking for food, then they must not have eaten." So he gave the cats their breakfast.
 
A black cat sprawled on the floor. Either she's really comfortable, or she's just been shot.
Oh woe! I am starving!

Not long after, this conversation occurred.
"Hey, I fed the cats for you."
"...But I fed them already."
Chloe has a reputation for trying to take Ozzy's food, so we assume she wolfed down her breakfast, then stole Ozzy's. So he was hungry, and my cousin's partner assumed they hadn't been fed yet. And Chloe, the queen of gluttons, got three breakfasts.
 
Fat black cat lying on her side on a carpeted floor
Yeah, you don't need any more food.

 

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Very Superstitious... (epic music)

Writing on the wall...
Often we have little superstitions, things we do or don't do because we feel it'll have some impact on our luck. Even if there's no logical reason why it would affect things, we still stare really hard at the thrown pokeball, willing the lugia to stay inside the capsule with all our might. We avoid going anywhere or doing anything on a certain day, because things never go right then. Today's blog post is about those personal superstitions we have.
 
Screenshot from a Pokemon game on Game Boy Advance- Gotcha! Pidgey was caught!

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

The Thanksgiving Plague

Some years ago, it was November, and my mother and I planned to go to my aunt's for Thanksgiving. It was just the two of us, so it didn't make sense to make a big dinner at home.
As the holiday approached, however, things changed. Mom came down with sort of cold or flu, and was miserable. She coughed, she hacked, she blew her nose. She stayed in bed, and wasn't interested in doing much of anything, even eating. At one point, she decided she was going to get up and go into the living room. She stayed out there for about an hour, then went "I'm going back to bed." I also commented that we probably didn't need the central heat on, because Mom was radiating plenty of heat.

Screenshot from Sims 2- a panicked sim is on fire in the middle of a burned-down kitchen
A gamer's depiction of how high the fever was.

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

High School Shenanigans- Part 2

I have a ton of stories about high school, so I thought I'd split things up in two posts. This was an era of feral teenagers and near-death experiences. I swear, one of the boys in my class did so many crazy things, it's a wonder he survived to adulthood.
 
White plastic spork with the handle impaling a Red Delicious apple