A while back, my cousin woke up early, decided she'd feed the cats while she was up, then went back to sleep.
Later on, her partner got up, and both cats started begging for sustenance. He thought, "Well, Chloe always claims she's hungry, but if Ozzy is asking for food, then they must not have eaten." So he gave the cats their breakfast.
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| Oh woe! I am starving! |
Not long after, this conversation occurred.
"Hey, I fed the cats for you."
"...But I fed them already."
Chloe has a reputation for trying to take Ozzy's food, so we assume she wolfed down her breakfast, then stole Ozzy's. So he was hungry, and my cousin's partner assumed they hadn't been fed yet. And Chloe, the queen of gluttons, got three breakfasts.
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| Yeah, you don't need any more food. |
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