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Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Keratin-Destroying Laptop

Along with the old desktop, I also had the idea of cleaning my laptop. The screen had a ton of spots and smears, and just looked awful. Wiped it off with a slightly damp cloth, and the difference was fantastic. I imagined the fan inside of it also needed cleaning, too, though I was nervous at the prospect of opening up my laptop to do so. I'm not exactly the most brilliant when it comes to assembling or disassembling things. I'm amazed that my friend and I put together an entertainment center, because neither of us had a clue what we were doing.

Confusing assembly instructions, featuring optical illusions that defy the laws of literally everything, nonsensical terminology, and other absurdities. One side of a part is listed as measuring 0.0833 feet, and the assembly requires 3.1418 ambihelical hexnuts. Let's pretend those are real things, and not some made-up part.

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

The Tower of Filth

Some time ago, I went on an epic cleaning spree of my room. I was vacuuming, dusting, sorting through stuff... And during the process, I also had the idea to do some computer-related tasks I'd been contemplating for a long while. So buckle in and prepare for the ride, because it's going to be quite a tale.

Screenshot of my old computer. Windows Vista, with a photo of a fox as the background.

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Summoning Quail

The other day, my brother had just come home, and I was at the front door, watching as he got out of the car. As I waited for him to come in, I noticed a quail wandering around nearby. My brother started heading towards the house, and the quail moved away from him.

Male California Quail
I'm not a smart bird...