Braces

Yes, folks, braces. Those evil medieval torture devices that orthodontists love to torture their patients with. They nail metal brackets to your teeth, then attach a wire to the brackets, which they tighten until the victim is screaming in agony. Then they take you to the Pit of Despair, where they strap you to a machine that sucks away your life.

Signs a Hotel is Bad

Most of us have stayed at hotels in our lives. Sometimes these stays are good, other times less so. Sometimes you get a hotel room, then leave an hour later because you value your life. Here are some indications that your hotel room may not be the best, to put it mildly.