Infants and young children are quite new to the world, and are still learning about it. However, there are a few key things they often know that many adults do not.
- If you have to do something unpleasant like get a dental checkup, you'd better get something good out of it, like a lollipop or a toy. More grown-ups would visit the doctor if they were rewarded with a coupon for a sundae at Baskin-Robbins.
- Clothing was invented so people could have wearable napkins.
- Maturity is overrated.
- Imagination is infinitely better than boring grown-up stuff like bills and algebra.
- The world is meant to be explored.
- Puddles are fun to jump in, and who cares about soggy socks?
- God created dirt for people to dig in, build things with it, and otherwise have fun with it.
- Half the fun of spaghetti is slurping the long noodles.
- If there is a cute, friendly animal, you must pet it.
- Everything is a toy that can be played with.
- If you look hard enough on St. Patrick's Day, you'll find a leprechaun.
- Imaginary friends are awesome.
- The messier the food, the more fun it is to eat.
- Snow is for playing games and building sculptures.
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