How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

Let's face it, folding fitted sheets is a miserable process. When they're brand new and still in the package, they look perfect. They're totally flat, completely smooth, not a wrinkle or a bulge in sight. But once you take them out of that package and unfold them, you will never see them look that good ever again. I mean, unless you're some sort of laundry-folding savant, which, let's face it, most of us aren't. Below is a description of what folding a fitted sheet is generally like.

California Dreaming

♪♫♫ Of going far away... ♪♪♫

Let's face it, California is hot. On a good day, you can fry an egg on a sidewalk. On a bad day, you open your door, step outside, and spontaneously combust. It's not a place where you really want to spend time outside during the summer months. I mean, unless you're a neighbor we had, who enjoyed sitting on her deck when it was a thousand degrees outside.

Anyway, here's some stories of how lovely summer is in California, and how it never makes you fantasize about moving to some cool, rainy spot in the British Isles. Really.