Wet Suit

A guy went on a trip to the beach. He rented out a wet suit, grabbed his surfboard, and headed down the crowded street to the beach.

When he got there, he was on his way towards the water when he heard some girls giggling behind him. He also noticed a rather unnerving breeze.

"Hey dude," his friend said, "you've got a tear in your wet suit."

"Yeah, I was just starting to figure that out." the man replied.

Holding his surfboard behind him to cover the tear, he proceeded to walk down the street again and stop by the rental shop for a different wet suit.

"And what I don't understand," he remarked later, "is why no one on that crowded street bothered to mention the hole in the seat of the wet suit."